Feeling a little "House" today

  Hello, sick people and their loved ones

In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later

I'm the attending Doctor in Zizinia Medical Center

I'm one of  4 doctors staffing this hospital

This ray of sunshine that I meet before, after, and sometimes during the shift is my boyfriend, he is a Doctor too, unfortunately he's much too busy to deal with you

I am a certified doctor with a half specialty in Psychology

I am also the only doctor currently employed at this place who cares to spend time with the patients
I don't really care about what they say, but what they don't
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for
?a little exhausting, right

But not to worry, it doesn't make a difference anyway because for most of the cases admitted here, this job could be done by a monkey with a back of Marlboro

Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for my pipe. It's mine. you can't have any. And no, I do not have an anger management problem, I have an anger problem
but who cares, pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous

... .. . So
?who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other 3 guys
Okay. Well, I'll be in my office on time if you change your mind

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